White House Crypto Summit Hoodie

Get the hoodie that witnessed the orange pilling of America. This limited-edition black pullover is a battle flag for those who survived chokepoints and ruggings for the sole pleasure of finally getting to say "I told you so."

Crafted from premium fleece with a three-panel lining, double-stitched for durability. Wear it in black, the only appropriate uniform for proud degenerates and funeral-goers. This is TradFi's wake after all.